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Big Rigs is not a terrible game.

Posted by EDUCATIONALWAGON - December 15th, 2009


BIG RIGS WAS ALSO ONE OF THE BEST, MOST ARTISTIC GAMES IN ALL OF THE UNIVERSE. PERIOD.

THE ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION OF THE TRUCKERS STRIFE AS HE FALLS ASLEEP FROM TERRIBLE HOURS AND LONG SHIFTS EXPLAIN THE TERRIBLE GRAPHICS, BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE THE WORLD THROUGH A TIRED TRUCKERS EYES AS HE SLOWLY DRIFTS AWAY INTO NOTHINGNESS.

THE ABILITY TO DRIVE AT A 90 DEGREE ANGLE AND THE ABILITY TO DRIVE THROUGH THINGS ONLY FURTHER IMPROVES THE THEORY THAT THE TRUCKER IS SLIPPING INTO NOTHINGNESS, BECAUSE HE IS DRIFTING INTO A NIGHTMARE

NO AMOUNT OF PEP PILLS WILL KEEP THIS HORRIDNESS AWAY.

TO UNDERSTAND THIS GAME AND HOW IT WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED, YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT FROM THE VIEW POINT OF A TIRED TRUCKER, SLOWLY BUCKLING UNDER THE FATIGUE OF TERRIBLE HOURS.

IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME UNDER THE RIGHT CONDITIONS, YOU CAN SEE IT'S TRUE POWER SHINE THROUGH.
10/10


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THESE CAPITAL LETTERS CAN ONLY MEAN THAT YOU CAN ONLY BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

NO MY FRIEND, THOSE CAPITAL LETTERS ONLY FURTHER SOLIDIFY MY BONDS TO THE EVERYMAN. I THINK EVERYONE IN THEIR LIFE HAS ONCE TYPED A LONG STRING IN CAPITAL LETTERS BY MISTAKE!

YOU'RE WINNER !

THAT WAS PUT THERE TO WEED OUT THE NON BELIEVERS, FOR ONLY PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND THIS GAME CAN PLAY IT.

we must stop the n****rs frum killing us all